date me please and i’ll promote you
thanks for the memeories by troll out boy
Should have got an Oscar
non famous people with twitters is kinda like having a red carpet from your kitchen to your bathroom
people who take text posts seriously are the reason i’m a serial killer
From keyboards to cupboards, computer science enters the culinary arts.
pay for my college tuition and i’ll rate your blog lol
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG OMG
Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both
i have a student named hermione it has begun
this morning she apologised “on behalf of the class” for wasting “your time, and our time, too”. she is ten.